i started "brooklyn"...

"D and B want me to meet them at a party in Brooklyn, should I go?"

"Honey," I replied. "There is no need to ever go to Brooklyn unless you're gonna get laid."

Thus, a catch phrase was born...

"How was your weekend?" "Totally went to Brooklyn... twice."

"Been to Brooklyn lately?"

"Its been a slow month, sticking around Manhattan, I need a trip to Brooklyn soon."

"Sorry i'm late for work, but i had to make a quick stop in Brooklyn."

When this hits the mainstream, just remember that I started Brooklyn. I should probably copyright it before Paris Hilton takes all the credit.